Saturday, 13 August 2011

Day 13: Henry Rants: Food and random stuff

Alright guys. Today Imma try something new. Every Saturday I'll rant about something random. If you want to, give any suggestions for next week's rant. This week it's a random rant that I just thought I might do. It's really random but whatever. Hope you guys enjoy.

Well from the title you guys may think that I'm such a fatass for ranting about food. Well i'm not ranting about food and it's taste but stuff that people do with food. Which is pretty much eat it LOL. Well other than eating it is what I'm sort of ranting about. Like how people scab others food. Scabbing is normal in my opinion, I do it too. It's when someone scabs off a person and takes the largest bite they possibly can. That's really annoying. It has happened to me when I'm in the position of offering the food.

I know how much it annoys me when someone does it to me so I don't do it to others. You can even ask Michael Vo how little ass my bites are when I scab off him, unless I'm actually eating the entire thing lol. They are tiny unmanly bites. Well I'm just trying to be nice. If I take my "manly bites" there would be no more food left. Well you can't really be nice when you're the one scabbing and the other person is the nice one giving you some food. Be sure to always say thanks.

If you want to scab off someone, please don't make up some random excuse. It's really annoying. Don't say you want to have a taste or try their food, especially if you have tried or tasted it before. It's such a stupid excuse. My mum does this to me sometimes, I have no idea why. If you want to eat then just eat. Food > Drugs. Why take drugs if you have food. Don't hold back lol. Why do you think I'm fat :).

Also I hate it when people think fatties are the only ones who eat a lot. I know some smaller people who eat more than me. Not gonna name them but yeah :). Even at camp. I was getting some ice-cream with Harry and Joanne. I picked up a bowl of ice-cream which had quite a lot of already. Joanne picked up a much smaller one. The man who was serving the ice-cream said "You want some more?". I thought he was talking to Joanne so I sort if ignored it but instead he went for a scoop and put it into my bowl instead of Joanne's. I probably had about double the amount of icecream Joanne had because of him putting in more ice-cream.

I don't like how other people measure things either. If you ask for a bit of food, they always serve more food than you actually want. It's something like asking for a trim from a hairdresser and instead they go and cut off heaps of your hair. It's a waste of food! I rather be safer giving someone very little than giving someone a bit too much. If it's too little, someone can ask for more but if it's too much, it's not like you're gonna go put the food back into where it came from. It's the same as hair. Cut too much, you aren't gonna go stick it back into place.

That's enough of ranting. Can't really think of much. I think this post was very random and is weird :L. I need something better to rant about lol. Well since we're talking about food, one of my friends, has a whole blog which is dedicated to his food. Some of you might know him. Ray's blog http://raymunches.blogspot.com/. I go there and check out some stuff such as his recipes. They sound pretty nice and I might try using one of them eventually. Sorry guys I cant find any thingy mabobby today. I think I might have trouble finding tomorrow as well. If you got something msn it to me or something. I'll be sure to say it's from you.

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